You've gone far, our JoomlaChicago friend. Now, as Jillian contemplates her final answer, and you do your darndest to win her hand away from three other total jamokes, it's time to dig deep into that Swiderski-bag of motivational persuasivities that only you can tap into.

Beyond the Tony Robbins books-on-tape, and the smile your parents must've paid beaucoup bucks to the orthodontist for, it's not only "go time." It's "Ed time."

Ed Swiderski started as one of many Bachelors, vying for Jillian's hand on ABC's The Bachelorette. Then, in an unexpected move, he pulled it off. Never before seen in the history of reality TV drama of "who's-it-gonna-be-TV," it's known as the "triple salchow" of mild-mannered Midwestern salesmen everywhere. Yet few can pull it off. It's called "The Takeaway Close."

Yup. Leave 'em wantin' more.

Ed Swiderski made Chicago proud, when he showed them all that ya really gotta be willing to walk away, in order to stand out from the crowd. A few episodes back, Ed, who was clearly a contender - chose to leave the show, in order to keep his job.

Swiderski Wisdom Lesson #1: Women like men. They like men even more when they have a job.

Well, apparently, without the Clark Kent of the Bachelorette on-set, the ABC executives came-a-callin' after Ed high-tailed it back to Chicago. OK, maybe he called them and pleaded to come back on the show when he realized nights out with the boyz was gettin' old. We'll never know.

Maybe the time away helped Ed realize his feelings for Jillian? Ah, the double-edged power of the Takeaway is strong, glasshoppa. No matter, abscence does make the heart grow fonder, and now, Ed's back on the scene, wooing Jillian.

Y'all keep up with Ed, and wish them all well in the coming episodes, as Jillian whittles down her list of available hunka-hunkas. Maybe she'll choose our friend, Bachelor Ed!

Good luck Ed and Jillian! - From your pals back in Chicago!  When the crazyness dies down, c'mon back to JoomlaChicago! Oh, and bring a friend! ;).

See Ed and Jillian on ABC's The Bachelorette.